ENGLISH LANGUAGE STRIKES BACK

I KNOW THIS ISN'T ARTWORK. I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
JUST LOOK AT IT.


True story.
I was changing up the My Immortal page I copypasta'd onto a word document, and then this message popped up.
For those of you that don't know what My Immortal is, it is a VERY poorly written fanfiction of Harry Potter, involving a main Mary Sue named some crazy long name that escapes me at the moment, though I think it's "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way". It's 44 chapters long, and it takes up about 100 or so pages in this word document (or it will when I'm done editing.)
I'm going to make it a project to cure the English language's wounds by practically re-writing this story and correcting the grammar and actually making this story worth wasting your time for. I'll make it as good as this particular plot-line can actually get. I promise.
But this was just so lulz worthy I actually choked on my popcorn.